{"product_id":"retirement-because-youre-finally-too-old-for-this-shit-funny-card","title":"Retirement: Because You're Finally Too Old for This Shit - Funny Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur “Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring crisp black ink on bright white paper and paired with a bold rocket red envelope, this cheeky retirement card is the perfect send-off into their next chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails: • Letterpress printed on tree-free paper • Black ink with coordinating rocket red envelope • Size: 4.25” x 5.5” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Retirement celebrations • Farewell parties • Coworkers, friends, or family stepping into retirement Selling Tip: A hilarious retirement card that perfectly balances sass and celebration—ideal for coworkers or friends who appreciate a good laugh. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49783313793261,"sku":"1735","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0098\/9692\/files\/fb3ad905cd539fcce73c261c2ad8ca13c2ede49bb7b9599cdb8864e9da8c5b4d.png?v=1776188172","url":"https:\/\/realiabyjen.com\/products\/retirement-because-youre-finally-too-old-for-this-shit-funny-card","provider":"Realia By Jen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}